“Good morning and welcome to Flight 2022
We are prepared to take off into the New Year.
Please make sure your Positive Attitude and
Gratitude are secured and locked in the upright
position. All self-destruct devices; pity, anger,
selfishness, pride, and resentment should be turned
off at this time. All negativity, hurt, and
discouragement should be put away.
Should you lose your Positive Attitude under
pressure during this flight, reach up and pull down a
prayer. Prayers are automatically activated by
Faith. Once our faith is activated, you can assist
other passengers who are of little faith.
There will be NO BAGGAGE allowed on this flight.
God, our Captain, has cleared us for take-off.
Wishing you a New Year filled with new Hope, New
Joy and New Beginnings.
And welcome in 2022”